"Junior also likes curves on women—he spends hours looking at pictures of naked celebrities and masturbating, which he brags that he’s very good at.
Despite loving the curves of “imaginary women,” Junior loves “the right angles of buildings” even more.
As a baby, he liked to sleep against the two walls at the corner of his crib, which felt “warm and safe.”
i did NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS CLIFFNOTES HOW IS THIS ESSENTIAL TO THE PLOT
@roxymaxxing gal Me when I masturbated to celebrities when they were still kids and teens.
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