Lol, trying to get the 2 new tyres done on my van and booked into local KwikFit. Turns out their system is all broken and the website shouldn't have let me book the van here. It wont allow a MOT booking, but does allow tyres. Dude is all like "nah mate, carnt help you, carnt lift that mate".

So I'm like "what if it's just the tyres not on the van?"

"Yeah mate, can do loose tyres."

So I've jacked it up in the parking, taken the tyre off, and rolled the two tyres into the place. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

 As it happens, I've just spotted there are two 5 tonne car jacks sat right in their garage.

Maybe the staff don't have their car jack certificate or summat... like, nah, our jack guy isn't in today, we cannot lift cars.