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 Wait, so the best engagement hack on Nostr is *gasp* talking to people?? 
 Lurker mode disengaged 
 get it 
 I am actually just a fake wine snob bot Ben created to stir up engagement 🍇

 
 my man 
 I’m such a lurker 😂 
 Lurking and a lack of time are a vicious combo. 
 If you have time to lurk then you have time to reply. Right? 
 It’s the choosing to lurk when there’s little time.. that’s the issue. Seeing as I relied though.. you might just be on to something. 😜 
 Usually I am 😂🫡✌️ 
 Hi Ben! 
 https://media.tenor.com/j_341wUgFc0AAAAC/big-dog-tiger.gif 
 My ‘gagment is on fire!! 
 u made it bro 
 We’re all gonna make it and if you’re not married you get a gf too! 
 that's what Bitcoin is for! 
 Before I was a lawyer I was a nanny. And I love the idea of there being entire homesteading schools with piles of young bitcoiners makes me happy. 
 that would be truly winning  
 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 
 Who would’ve thunk it 
 How’d I miss following you all this time? 🤔🧡🍷 
 wat tha fuq
sad to see, but we have fixed our problem and will prosper now 🫡 
 Bit sir, I want the anti-social social media. 
 Wild 
 Oh….  That’s why I only have a 2️⃣ followers…. Hi :) 
 Hi! it is so against my nature to flood the place with short replies with little or no meaning, but yeah, that's the way to connecting people. ,👻 
 I tend to be relatively reserved unless it’s meaningful and down to earth conversations as opposed to to small talk myself.  So short replies are rare and far between.  ⬆️  Appreciate the intel and you are getting a follow as well friend! 
 preposterous! 
 Better start talking then! 
 get it  
 Hey Ben, what’s happening bruv? Had a phenaomenal day!! How’d yours go? 
 Most humans have forgotten how to do that. :) 
 I’ve heard there’s some IRL protocol where that works, too. 
 why didn't you tell me that in person? 
 The protocol’s latency tends to degrade quickly over distance. Within a few feet, it’s great. 
 Never works out. 😂✌️ 
 Meaty engagement gets em in the door 
 Who would have guessed it! 
 No. 99℅ never respond. I haven't found the engagement hack, but that definitely isn't it. 
 probs do better comments then 🤷 
 Mine are the best. 
 Who woulda thunk? 
 The best engagement hack has always been to provide value. 
 That’s weird.  You mean I have to actually talk to people?! 
 Yes, and zap them 🫡⚡️ 
 and sned lots of shitposts 🚀  
 What is *gasp* talking?  I don’t get engagement. Do I need to work on my *gasping*? 
 Boooom!  
 lies 
 HOW DARE YOU 
 Yeah that's something you don't see everyday.   
 It’ll never catch on… 
 HOW DARE YOU 
 engagements anxiety is for centralized apps .. here just chillin (--_--) 
 dude ur, like, better than me 
 What 😟 
 gasp 
 Apparently so. I'm giving it a shot.  
 😆 
 Talking and nudes of course. I am thinking of getting a BWL, so more people pay attention to me. 😅 
 Benj coming in hawt with the revelations again !