Atheist: "God told Adam and Eve they would die the very day they ate the forbidden fruit."

Believer: "They didn't die according to the flesh.  But they did die spiritually."

Atheist: "Jesus told his followers they would live to see the Son of Man return to Earth."

Believer: "The Son of Man didn't return to Earth according to the flesh.  But he did return to Earth spiritually."  #Atheism 

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I believe Jesus was a hybrid between an extraterrestrial male and a human female. I mean, if someone came around doing those amazing things today, that's what I would think.