meanwhile in Poland:

The Polish border patrol has acquired hovercrafts to monitor the Baltic Sea, preventing the influx of tall, blonde, sexy Swedish refugees. (Sweden is Poland's northern neighbor across the sea.)

:

https://cdn.masto.host/podcastindexsocial/media_attachments/files/111/244/481/182/882/954/original/a48867441b152cd5.jpeg 

 We need more hovercrafts