Oddbean new post about login | logout Today, my husband had an early morning appointment. He hasn’t left the house in a while because he’s post op and I was very excited to get him in the car so I could starfish in bed. We have 3 dogs that sleep with us and he’s a thrasher so I typically have a small triangle of territory that I have to defend with my life. Anyways, I starfished for about 20 minutes and started getting very uncomfortable by the silence. Point is, I already miss him. Marriage is weird. Oh and if you don’t know what starfishing is, here’s a reference: https://i.nostr.build/uV2dNNFZa3q2fDu8.jpg
We are all praying for you
When wifu is gone i put pillows under the covers on her side and it makes me feel better Pic for reference https://image.nostr.build/a5fd40a9e89ab294454993e925110502956ea8f094f10524b4ae0200d876fc03.jpg
Definitely the level of clinginess I’m at
it is the nature just stop doing it when you are sure they got buried for your own sake
Impossible. I’m going first
I didn't know what it is, but immediately understood. This is the position I usually wake up in. My husband sleeps like an embryo, I reveled my true nature a few months in our relationship. But now it's the kids' turn. We starfish in layers and my husband, I'm not kidding, started sleeping on the ground. nostr:nprofile1qqsd7dva9jdz5ckq69egcc4ucp2xd24mgzf85vs6wagty2qqpfmkepqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gmp2d32 bless him
I literally just lol’d. Unfortunately, in this house, I’m the one headed toward ground sleeping 😂😂😂
He says it's healthy, he read some articles. You and I know he gave up. Weirdest shit is when kids are at grandmas, I'm in bed, he comes to the bedroom and with "Well, goodnight" disappears somewhere below. What the f😀
Dude 100% is bound to freak them out. At least he doesn’t sleep directly under
Well there are times when our smaller kid wakes upill and vomiting and I turn him quickly off the bedsheets, alright.👍😆 This shit is straight out of Monty Python's flying circus.
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Agreed, marriage is weird. I don't sleep when mine's not home, even with the dog and pillows stacked up. I miss his breathing 😂🤷♀️.
