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 🤦‍♂️ dont mind me just tripping over my words because the lady at the bbq cart cash register is stupid pretty.  
 Heart skipping or heart stopping? 
 The bit of both maybe? I don't know. I was just really hungry. BBQ sounded good. I was in the vicinity of a BBQ cart and 100% in in my own world. Go to the front of the cart. Que a literal Angel holding a slab of meat saying "oh, we'll be with you in just a second. Let me put down this meat." 

 
 🫡 
 Gotta walk right up to her and introduce yourself. Tell her it’s because you could tell she thought you were cute and you wanted to save her from having to ask for your number 😆 
 Not bad. 
 Maybe one of these days I'll have the confidence for something like that. 
 80 Proof > confidence 
 🤣😍 
 I would, too. 🫂 
 Turn the tables and tell her you have bitcoin 
 Maybe go back when you're not hungry, just to see if her appearance is different when you're already satiated. 😜