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 Why would anyone want to be a Brazilian?

Other than Sepultura, Brazil is fail! 
 I want to look like a Brazilian because I think blondes are very unattractive and not appealing. Sorry for the honesty, but that's how they seem to me. That's why I’ve dyed my hair dark and my eyebrows black, I’ve been sunbathing a lot, and I plan to tan even more to look more attractive. 
 It really depends on who or what you are.

Blondes look odd in Southern Europe. 
 I don't want to look like a north European; I find it to be the ugliest race on the planet. I can't understand how a man could have an erection with a very pale blonde woman. I say this even for my self! Now, I feel 70% more beautiful and attractive as a brunette. 
 Definitely go full Brazilian then! 
 This is the goal!