Noooooo but alcohol is a shitcoin! https://m.primal.net/Jxus.png
Wine is the most bitcoiny thing next to Bitcoin.
crazy how it be like that
I truly think there are many parallels. What made me fall in love with wine is its authenticity and scarcity. Some wines become irreproducible because of a change in fauna, or a change in climate or simply because a winemaker died and had no heirs. Of course this is not the same cryptographic-secured irreproducibility, but I believe it is the next closest thing.
Only if the oxygen content is very low and the alcohol content is very high. I do like me a good aged port, but a lot of cheaply-bottled wine is only fit for salad dressing after three years in the rack.