“The only balance is Bitcoin; a bastion, held as a beacon, not in blindness, for the breadth and brilliance of such shall one day bolster the bold and bond the benevolent. Boldly, this binary bounty borders on bombast, so let me briefly add that it’s my boundless pleasure to meet you, and you may call me B.”

(Inspired by the new @Scoresby Bitcoin offchain poster.)
https://m.primal.net/LsvK.jpg