"Can you say Lum Ba Gooooo?"
"Lummmbaaaaagoooo"
Woke up, back hurts like a motherfucker, every move I make is pain. Means everything I do has a price in pain, payable immediately. 
What can I buy for one whole *AAAAAHHHBRRRRRRNNNNRRRRVERDAMMTESCHEISSEFUCKALTERFUCKSCHEISSE*?
How much is that banana or picking up the phone?  How much for turning around and putting shoes on? 
Days are expensive measured in pain. I take a handful of Ibuprofen but all it does is artificially keeping the prices low. 
In 25 minutes I need to stand up. Already looking into options how to finance that operation. 
40 coming at you fast.