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 They weren't me. Not that this one is me.
Lol 
 Riiiiiight.  
 I don't want to lie to a sweet beaver. 😭😭

I really wasn't the FBI or CIA lol.

😌 
 I'm not sweet. I'm much more sour and often fuzzy. Not a great combo...  
 You just don't know you're sweet. That's your problem not mine tbh 
 *does a body check*

I'm not missing any body parts, so I don't know how you'd determine my sweetness level... 😅  
 By squeezing your cheeks, you silly goose 
 There's a lot less of those to squeeze these days...