Of course I *love* it when someone, occasionally, declares me all that and a bag of chips.

But I'm not all that, and the chips are stale unless you get them quick like a bunny.

I do not wish to be known as a solution.

I'm not sure I wish to be known at all, tho, yeah, whatever, I'd like to be more well-known.

I'd like to be known as a problem, not an answer. 

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