It's a conspiracy by Big Pepper to neuter our jalapenos! https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2023/05/why-jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-blame-aggies/
You will eat bland food and you will be happy, they don't want you to have a burning butthole!! nostr:note1l3jpark77xpj2x092mlf8ch3d7xhaqrumlxld9x8mgzfmjupwy9sk70k6e
Ha!