Nooooooo 

 https://media.tenor.com/lbCMmpt2pbQAAAAC/the-shining-jack-nicholson.gif
 

 I’m going to name all my dolls and mock people with them.
Mainly myself and my wild 😜 spiritual ride  

 Fuck off, liberal  

 I dutifully went to visit an ex who was in one, involuntarily.

The decor looked just like a midrange hotel, but the vibe was nightmare fuel.

Maybe just her... 

 She went crazy without your love? 

 My friends: "Why do you like crazy Asian girls?"

Me: "I don't! But they like me, and I'm terrible at picking up the signs" 

 No, she's still mad in love with him