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 What will we call Ark Zaps? Bolts? 😂
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 I like ark zaps 
 Arks? Lol 
 Ozarks 
 It still fits with the play on words. 
 Kaps 
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Answer: n, 5, -4 
 zaaps 
 Zarks 
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 This is why im no longer allowed to name things at damus 
 naming is hard 
 lol 
 I know this is a joke but just as a sanity check, if the unit being moved is still sats, we should still call them zaps, right?

It will be a very confusing thing if we need a different name for each l2 solution out there. 
 I agree. This was just a shitpost because Will initially wanted to call his invention Bolts, before settling in Zaps. 
 THANK YOU! Fundamentals get lost in language nuance way too often. 
 Ha! Like the bolts used to build the ark, what about planks? 2045 freaks are going to be zlonking each other hundreds of satoshi's on nostr.  
 

# What is 379 minutes after 1:06 PM?

## Answer (2)

If you add 379 minutes to 1:06 PM, it will be 8:45 PM. 
 To be pedantic, there would have been no bolts holding the ark together. There might have been some nails, but even that's unlikely. 

Boltz would be my vote. Gotta have some Z in there somewhere.  
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 Bwahahahaha! Of course someone already thought of that. Cool!  
 Noahs

"Derek noah'd me some sat" 
 this is the correct answer.  
 noah me some arksats bro 
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