i cant remember the current sats per dollar, but i can remember the current btcusd value. 
There's 100 sats per ubtc (microbtc) and 1k multipliers up to one btc...
20000sats = 200ubtc = 0.2mbtc. 
Since btcusd is about $67000 now, 1 mbtc is about $67, so  0.2 is about $13.4
Easy huh? I should prolly add a memory location for the current sats per dollar value. 😉  

 forgot to say ..

NO 

 13 dollars & 40 cents? 

 id maybe delete my account for that it almost buys me one pack of cigarettes (20 cigs in a pack) 

 can i just make a new one or permanently off cos it is really easy to make a new account on damus & primal & i havent tried any others