The wife's just found "Married at First Sight New Zealand" deep in the channels. I might be spending a lot more time on NOSTR in the next few weeks. Ladies of NOSTR, anybody want to ask me about my day or gossip about the neighbours?
Me and my family? We’re thick as thieves. *table flip*
Hi John, is your wife available to discuss the day I've had and complain about our neighbour that gets deliveries at 6am, waking us up? Send her my npub. In the mean time, I'll stream my wife watching TV for the next couple of hours, with her telling you to shhhh when you attempt to say anything 😂 Thanks fren 👍
She’s not on NOSTR
Just wrote a thing about mine 🤣🤣🤣
😂 Is she a MAFS fan as well?
🤣🤣🤣. I don’t know. 🤷🏻♀️ Only met the man. 🤣
😂
Exactly. Part of me was like … I’m gonna duck 🦆 your wife for being an asshole but then realized I didn’t want another lawsuit 🤣🤣🤣
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It can be “interference of marriage” for making someone orgasm. People have been prosecuted for this in the #USA
We have more important things to worry about right now, the orange dictator is about take control of the country again. It may be a good time to start learning Spanish. 🤔 🤣
Ima fuck the world to be more loving 🥰 🤣 https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/d0b49ce582da22da654b7bc4004306e7643c4ef69c91df5fd32836ebca4c3893.webp
Man, if only that sheep was orange, LMAO.
Like this https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/008b6529e00321c2ef207cb820b9d3b794f2e2a7bef3289f86b947916faac45d.webp
I like the rage against the machine reference as well, I had to read that a couple times, lol.
Always here for the LOLS 😂 #KILLFIAT https://youtu.be/ZxJrdCIejus?si=hZrVSMDoxaw9JlaS
Hell is great
Creepy
The TV program or me? 🤣
A bit of both, lol. I just found it weird that you called out the ladies of Nostr. But I’m American so I guess I really don’t have room to talk for the next four years, hehehe.