@669563d8 Minutes later the clothes started coming off and nude, hefty women and squirrely men wrestled each other in olive oil and vinegar, with Biden dipping crackers in the goo as everyone continued their off-key caterwauling. As they moved from Lady Gaga to Beyonce some of the women began to impulsively make out with each other, cause that's what chicks do at parties, right? By the end Joe was asleep in the corner while Jill began fiddling with everyone's nipple rings. $100k in funds were raised.