Oddbean

‘Are you sure you want to delete? Once it’s gone it’s gone 🤗 You can deactivate? Are you absolutely positively super x 100 sure you wanna go? Here, type in your password - that we know you forgot - 30 times so we know you aren’t making a mistake ☺️👀 cos once it’s gone it’s gone - did you know that? Also don’t gooo we have so much to offer you. Look, look, here’s a bunch of links to stuff we’ve added to the network that you don’t need and will never care about. We know this because we’ve been tracking everything you’ve done since you were 14! Some may say that’s creepy, but it’s only because we want to connect you to your loved ones - and sell your information 😉. We’ll leave all these links here to add more pages and make this process longer so you might give up 🤗♥️👀. Still waiting for that download huh? May as well stay 😍 cos once it’s gone it’s gone, did you know that?’ Oh piss off, why don’t you. I don’t have the attention span for this 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ but I promised myself I would do it before new year, and in true ADD fashion I’m doing it all last minute ♥️