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GrungeQueef | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +2 
 Fuckers who make those stupid giant wads of toilet paper over their fingers and make one wipe stroke before making a new one just because they don't want a tiny amount of shit on their hands should get force-fed diarrhea. Toilet paper ain't cheap and plumbers ain't either. Stop backing up my toilet, it's not like you can't wash your hands afterwards you jackass.
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A. Linder | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @GrungeQueef 

this is part of the general obsession with washing 18x a day. which goes along with absurdly oversanitized language. the middle class is as interesting and useful as boiled meat.
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:meru_B: b e a r d | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @GrungeQueef I can't use anything but those wet wipes these days. I have seen the light and saw that it was good.
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EdBoatConnoisseur | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 toilet paper is shit anyway, the superior way is the bidet it saves money on toilet paper AND plumbing