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 Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?

"I really do appreciate
The fact you're sitting here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, barmaid, bring a pitcher
Another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL9O0B0gzZE 
 "Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw?"