Church Elder Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Vote On New Carpet https://babylonbee.com/news/church-elder-pulls-fire-alarm-to-delay-vote-on-new-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse
@058b7bba This is all HaHa, but my wife was a high school teacher, and things got so bad with students pulling the fire alarm that police were on-site to deter it. And they didn't deter it. And the stupid administration would dutifully empty the school, rain or shine, every time it happened. Like clearing the school for a daily bomb threat; never questioning whether it was a kid pranking. Stupid liberals!