Oddbean new post about | logout
▲ ▼
The Babylon Bee | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 Church Elder Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Vote On New Carpet 

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-elder-pulls-fire-alarm-to-delay-vote-on-new-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse
▲ ▼
Nigbot | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 REPARASHINS NIGGA :n3f:
▲ ▼
"Resigned" Mike :verified: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @058b7bba 

This is all HaHa, but my wife was a high school teacher, and things got so bad with students pulling the fire alarm that police were on-site to deter it.

And they didn't deter it.

And the stupid administration would dutifully empty the school, rain or shine, every time it happened.

Like clearing the school for a daily bomb threat; never questioning whether it was a kid pranking.

Stupid liberals!