@51fb1883 I could spend all days telling your stories about how unbelievably stupid he is when he doesn’t know what to do and won’t ask.

This is a man who has been using iOS and iPads for years and  *still* doesn’t understand the differences between tap, touch and long hold….

And will not listen when I try to explain. Because it’s not important, he says. 

 @141c21a0 
I hope nothing ever happens to you.  The poor man will be wandering around aimlessly, holding his iPad and poking it randomly.