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Gowron | 1 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +5 
 I haven't been able to concentrate on my tasks today.  I fear I'm beginning obsessed.  My mind keeps wandering... wondering... should I buy that pangolin? πŸ‘€
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Fuck it 

Buy 2 then throw one away. Then you won't regret any of the options🀷🏽
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Gowron | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 If I buy two and they were to breed then...... πŸ‘€
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☠️ 𝕿π”₯π–Š π•―π”―π–Šπ”žπ–‰ 𝕻𝔦... | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Their hardened pelts would make satisfactory battle armor.
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Comte de Sats Germain | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You could tell people it's dragon scale armor
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Breed them in the spawning pools of primordial lake Minnetonka
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Autumn Sun β˜€οΈπŸŒ˜ | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Buy a penguin.
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Gowron | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Danny DeVito wouldn't fit in my task bag πŸ‘€
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yarnlady | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yes!