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 Dude. You have done so many fucking pushups….eat ice cream with every meal if you want😂 
 It's a slippery slope I'm eating way too much ice cream now 
 Who says? What if your body has an ice cream deficiency and you need to eat more than everyone else to survive? 
 Sounds like heaven  
 💯 
 Like I need to add some more pushups to my ice cream 😂 
 SAME! 
 We will get there some day🙏

 But until then….

 😈🍦🤰🏼 
 🤙🏽 
 25,400 pushups 😅 
 Please indulge. Like prove that your human at this point 😂 
 I had some chocolate that my mom sent me for my birthday 😂 
 I had baklava for dinner…now I’m eating dark chocolate for dessert 🤰🏼

Get on my level 👑 
 Been there, but I’m an old man now. My body can’t handle just eating whatever. I legit thought I was dying in 2022 - 2023. Haha had to make some changes. Feel a lot better now. 
 Actually it was 2021 - 2022. Damn time flies. 
 Damnnnn I understand that. I’m just NOW making the changes 😂