today my first grader gets to cast his vote in the school-wide election: cookies vs. fruit for snack time 

bro is gonna be hella pissed if cookies don’t win 

 😂 

 I have a strong suspicion the teachers are gonna be finding more votes for fruit after the ballots close
https://media.tenor.com/7KCVpGBkYpoAAAAC/election-bs.gif 

 fckin anti-cookie marxists 

 If cookies lose I bet a color war breaks out! 

 i gonna have backup cookies just in case