Me. I would build the fucking road.

They can't even take care of the fucking roads when I call on a pothole! Years! It takes years!

If I didn't pay taxes for fucking baby dental care when I don't even have kids, I would be out there paving the road from my house to everywhere I needed to go. And the moment it was cracking up under my babys rims is be out there with another bag of asphalt the next day.

Is it a toll road? Nah. I can't enforce that. Use it for free. But you sure as hell ain't parking in front of my house or in my spot where I'm going that's all I'm saying.

People be racing to use my roads. Nicest roads the world over. Taking pointers from the Romans and shit.  

 I need more of this energy 

 Best fucking roads I tell you!

Everybody be like "oh are you going to take 1st st to 5th Ave to get to the beach?". NAH BITCH IT'S NOSNEVETS LANE THE WHILE WAY NO CRACKS OR NOTHING HE KEEPS THAT SHIT NICER THAN A GIRL SCOUT WITH THINMINTS