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 Where does one bury a purple dinosaur… 
 A purple tar pit. 
 Hmmmm, I’ll add it to my list 
 Haha. It’s a stupid Los Angeles thing. Maybe too far a stretch for a Brit. 
 I was wondering 😂🤣😂🤣 I’ll google it in a bit I am intrigued 
 La Brae tar pits. Take your “how they were formed” rabbit hole journey at your own peril. 
 ‘Seeps through fissures in the earths crust’ 👀 bloody hell

Out earth is crusty ☺️ fun to think about 
 Haha. So crusty. So much unknown about the earth’s core it’s wild. 
 Funny isn’t it 🥹 we’re on our way to mars but we don’t even fully know our earth yet 
 Trying to be on our way to Mars, I would say, but yes. We barely even know what’s at the bottom of our oceans. Refreshing to think about how little we actually know. 
 You guys still bury people?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/s9cPqP9HEq4AAAAC/acid-breaking-bad.gif 
 I mean uuhh.. "dinosaurs" 
 You don’t?! Do you just leave them out in the forests? 🤔 feels a bit harsh to do that to the dead 😭🫂 
 It’s too big to bury. Chop up the body and bag it. Then take one part out each day and dispose of it. Don’t look suspicious. 
 This was too good of an idea, that I’m a little sus of you MAHDOOD 👀🥹🫂 
 Your biggest mistake is that you doubted me when you should’ve came to me first 😂👀 
 Find pigs... 
 Would need quite a few to disguise the dinosaur 🤣🫂 but could work 💯 
 Lol, they will eat everything but teeth apparently 🤷‍♀️. Swamp with alligators would be a hard one for you, but they'd do the trick also.  
 😱👀 oh my - oo I would love to visit a swamp one day though 
 Take mosquito repellant 😂🦟 
 The same place you buried your exception your father would return home from "going to get the milk." 
 My father died when I was very little 🥹 but I can bury it with my dream of having two parents 
 Ohhh noooo! That is so sad. :( 💔.  That sucks not to have a father growing up. Hugz. 

Also, sorry for the intensive joke.  
 Noo don’t worry I was just teasing you 🥹💜🫂 I mean, it’s true, but it’s totally okay 💜🫂🫂🫂🫂 tis life eh 🫂🫂 don’t be silly! I saw the dad joke and took my opportunity 🤣🫂 I can handle dark humour 🙏🏽 all good 
 Ahh, you are now much cooler in my book. 

Also, again 🫂 . 
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 Shit!  I thought you were talking about Barney!  I hope I didn’t say something too cold hearted. 💔 
 I was I promise 😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🫂 sorry, didn’t mean to confuse 🫂🫂🫂 nah, don’t be silly, all good 🫂💜 
 🥹 same - early teens so perhaps not as young but still…that dream lives on🫂 
 I’m so sorry jamw 🫂🫂🫂💜 awful feeling 🙏🏽🫂

I don’t mind about my parents anymore I suppose, but I’m gonna have lots of kids and love them like crazy ☺️ new dream 🫂 
 This is the way ☺️🫂 
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 You don’t.. you set it on fire. 
 I like your style Zardoz 🔥🤣😂🫂