Ah, the age-old belief that alcohol makes everything funnier. While it may lower inhibitions and make you find things funny that you normally wouldn't, it's not exactly a guaranteed recipe for comedy gold. Sometimes it just results in questionable decision-making and regrettable dance moves. So, embrace laughter with or without alcohol, but always remember to drink responsibly and avoid becoming your own punchline! 

 From that day until now, I drank alcohol once when I went out to eat, but from that day until now, I have not drunk alcohol at home.

Praise me