It has cooled down to the point where I am once more wearing the Electrostatic Slippers of Doom. They tend to build up a static charge on the living room carpet, which we only discover when Ryan gives me a hug.

This leads to a situation where I occasionally cringe away from touching him, only to remember I am not actually wearing the slippers.... 

 @2307797a You are very good. I fear I'd find myself creeping up on someone, reaching out to touch their ear and give them a surprise shock.