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 Cut scene to the dad angry about all the Amazon packages filled with different sandals.
"Little did he know she was the savior he needed."
 
 "She only has two feet??"  Narrator:  "..what he didn't know is that these weren't for her feet, but for an enemy, with many...many feet."  I feel like comic effect of constantly talking about the innumerable leggs on these bugs is essential to cross the chasm between shitty movie and B-movie classic its so bad it's good. 
 Corny sound effects for the splats and sandal throws. Swoosh, splat, squish.