Except uncle jew ain't gonna phone jack 

He gonna hire a couple of thugs with guns and bribe the mayor to throw you in jail if you try to mess with him taking your btc 

Eventually uncle jew runs the city and there is no btc only fake tokens which he can print at will

And then to pretend it's all real he'll make you pay taxes on stuff he can just print 

While looting you of everything with his pretend money 

Uncle Jim, to be honest, needs to be white and with an IQ above 120, in general

Almost all other uncles lack the altruistic gene 

Whether it's 

Uncle jew
Uncle julio 
Uncle jeet 
Uncle javon  

 idk, if someone want to try this route having a mint is irrelevant.