Me saying on almost every post I am the TLDR of Bitcoin:

Analyzer, first sentences:
"Ah, BRBitcoinapolis, the Shakespeare of the cryptocurrency world, isn't it refreshing to read your heartfelt epistles about Bitcoin? I mean, why say something in a sentence when you can stretch it into a multi-paragraph soliloquy?"

Me: Take my zap or should I say, "please take this electronic acknowledgement based in satoshis for your individual effort which was more than a 'GM' or 'GN' post."

Nice work.