@☃️merry chrimist☃️ @🌲Hidden🌲 I feel like dating apps are lowkey filled with psychopaths. The concept already is really weird, it's like picking a friend out of a Sears catalogue. 

I was at a wedding a few weeks ago and one of the couples there met on a dating app. The girl told me that she had an excel spreadsheet of every response that she got on Catholic Match, along with relevant data on each person. 

 @leechseed @🌲Hidden🌲 oh no, a spreadsheeter :blobweary: I know a guy like that, who has a spreadsheet on every girl he's ever dated. There's also this friend of a friend who makes spreadsheets for literally everything in her life, from job applications to which handbag to buy next week. Utter insanity 

For the couple you met, did their love seem genuine? 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @leechseed @🌲Hidden🌲 You seem to have something against fans of spreadsheets 🤨 That will cost you some points. 

 @66270c87 @🌲Hidden🌲 @leechseed 
OKAY CHAIRMAN SHEET JINPING :blobsob:

https://cawfee.club/media/a50c0bce0d09d397a64277617df7910aa60efc39a13bb6b23d1795bc024fc9ad.png 

 wtf is this? lol 

 @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @🌲Hidden🌲 @leechseed @66270c87 
winnie the pooh figurine with his head screwed off 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed AI divining the future of the CCP collapse 

 @🌲Hidden🌲 @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed it is literally true that “inner twisting” / “involution” (neijuan) is the greatest cultural threat to the chinese state rn: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neijuan

context: “neijuan” has come to mean something like “rat race” and there is an opposite word which translates to “lie flat or literally “drop out of the system.” Basically a neet movement that has hit the cultural mainstream 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @🌲Hidden🌲 @leechseed @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 No pussy No work 

 @armpit licker feet smeller  @🌲Hidden🌲 @leechseed @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 an astonishing male-centric reinterpretation of the famous play Lysistrata 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed Oh yeah i've heard of laying flat. I wonder how common it is. I know Japan makes a big deal of neets but they have one of the lowest neet counts in the world afaik 

 @🌲Hidden🌲 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @leechseed @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 japan has a million neets i thought it was the highest in the wotrld 

 @armpit licker feet smeller  @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @leechseed @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 Lowest in the world

https://cawfee.club/media/5be71d5a2644e16e3cd7c03a4752731364ecc838e22467ee8a8b15acb5adf39d.png 

 @🌲Hidden🌲 @armpit licker feet smeller  @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed Japanese society is a stunning testament to how much pressure humans can endure, individually and collectively 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed @armpit licker feet smeller  It's also a testament to that pressure how NEETdom is such a huge deal there culturally despite its near non-existence 

 @☃️merry chrimist☃️ @Anthony “Maybe Mitch Connor” Bacon  @66270c87 @leechseed I used to be 躺平 now look at me