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If you do not think that the state’s extrajudicial execution of Peanut the Squirrel was a salient issue in the election, check out the topic’s edit wars on its Wikipedia page!

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Peanut_(squirrel) 

 If they will forcefully enter your house, armed, for a squirrel, what won't they do it for? 

 Mind that first step fellas, it's a doosy... 😂