how the fuck do you send sats on email?😂😂😂 

 It wants me to create an account 😂 

 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
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 How tf did this make it into production?

https://media.tenor.com/_hLOQx93h_QAAAAC/wtf-gif.gif 

 Where the fuck is my 9.5K sats? 

 So Coinbase sends make-believe sats to email addresses -- it's shit like this that makes me firmly believe coinbase doesn't nearly hold as much Bitcoin as they say they do/we think they have 

 lmao Brian never seems to dissapoint. So now they keep those sats hostage until your ln address gets it's own coinbase account? 

 That's what I'm thinking? Does it eventually time out? I'm reading their support docs about emailing bitcoin 😂 

 This is the funniest shit ever 😂  

 I'm laughing here 🤣🤣🤣 

 how does that work ? 🤔 

 Okay apparently I can cancel the send. Will try that and report back 😂😂 

 report me?  

 No? 

 I can see that you're a love of crypto. 😻 

 I closed my account last year and not gonna reopen for this.

Can you scan a QR code and send lightning that way from your account, like if someone wanted to buy coffee or nah 

 Hahahahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣 

WTF #Coinbase! 

 Fuck around with Coinbase… find out. 

 Coinbase delivering as always😂 

 https://media.tenor.com/E5aLBpgECX0AAAAM/owen-wilson-wow-marley-and-me.gif  

 Took one for the team champ. 

 Most expensive email ever.  

 https://cdn.satellite.earth/870eb3ac2e704c68e14355bb107d684654d6519ece0029cf8191eb270bdd21ce.gif 

 You're kidding. This is AI, right? The people who hold most of the ETF money can't really be this stupid, right? 

 This could've been an... Ecash.

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 If Brian didn't know what the hell Lightning was a year ago, he absolutely has no clue about ecash 🤣