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 Puzzles just went to a restaurant and when they asked him his name, he said puzzles…not his fucking real name lol. Like we doing this shit in public now too? 
 Puzzles isn’t puzzles’ real name? 🤯🤯🤯 
 No and he sounds stupid in public calling himself that 
 If he thinks that’s how to get the #hawktuah he got another thing coming 
 Idk what that shit is other than the sound of a loogie 
 Did he explain that it’s not puzzles but just the puzzle 🧩 symbol? 
 Its just puzzle or puzz to his friends 
 “Wudup puzz” 🤌 
 see, now kinda coming round 🤔
feel like puzz is nice
kinda like being called fuzzy or something

or like a teddy bear would be called puzz 
 Puzzzzz 🔥 
 Ughhh I did not say, “I Noshole take you puzzles to be my lawfully wedded husband…” 
 That's cause you called him moon Boi before he grew up 
 Hahaha 
 Receipts or it did happen. 
 Fine. When we get home lol 
 “I take this peice to lawfully puzzle me noshole” 
 Did Puzzles say “Will you be the jig to my saw?” 
 No thank god 
 I'm puzzled. Puzzles isn't puzzles' real name? Is your name even noshole? The fuck is going on? 
 No. It certainly is not lol 
 @Puzzito respond to this so I can zap you. 
 I can’t tag him for some reason lol 
 That’s puzzling. 
 Would the real @Puzzito plz stand up 
 LMFAO OH THATS BEAUTIFUL 
 Or it’s not 
 Im still laughing at this. Im going to start doing it too 😂 😂 😂  
 People in the wild don’t get it tho 
 That’s amazing lol 
 And embarrassing 
 I was telling @Kajoozie Maflingo a story last night or the night before and using 3rd person  in the story. I had to take a moment to not say Rupert. This is not the first time it has happened.  
 It’s so hard navigating aka aka akas 
 This post made me legally change my name to my npub 
 Terrible 🤣 
 I'm actually considering this now as it would make me the first person to do it.

From a quick search, it seems there have been instances of denying names due to "unduly length," but I could prepare a legal case to set a new precedent..

Though I would prefer to go by Tekkadan and use my npub as a middle name 🤕 
 Well puzzles said he’s gonna say his name is Tekkadan next time 
 We're all Tekkadan 😌 
 You still salty with me or nah? 
 Tekka you better respond and say “I forgive you and you are my best friend”

Liking is not sufficient for this catan beef 
 🌾 for 🐑? 
 Might i propose “God” sometime as well 
 Noooo that’s me. I am the cult leader in this household. Perhaps you’ve heard of nosholicism? We have cookies. 
 lol I do the same thing 🤣 
 Follow up question, do they call “Huzzah” when he gets Starbucks? 
 No, but I call him puzzy wuzzy 
 He didn't wanna doxx himself to the waiter lol 
 (Chick filet person) lol 
 That looks so weird spelled correctly  
 Oh I like that 
 Define public?