Wow I never knew how many different types of eggs there were! Really beautiful 

 Channeling your inner teenager, I see  🤭 

 Boujee 🤤 

 It really is boujee town 

 How would you feel if I made a slightly sexist joke from the 1970's about what those two eggs remind me of?

Is it more acceptable now I've zapped you? 

 Haha. Go on, let’s hear it 
Fortunately I’m difficult to offend 

 🔥🔥🔥 

 Omfg