Oddbean new post about login | logout I've played with using implanted microchips as lightning faucets. I can't wait to use them for nostr purposes. https://video.nostr.build/6f13a5e5854b796e86a7ab0b4507d088d1e7abc8b8743f6e9eade7b49eb3512f.mp4 nostr:nevent1qqsptr9qavf5mdhr7y0etmdl34c0ehc242yvcg9xgu4gsjd6glls3zqprpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj730qgsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqrqsqqqqqpaf5lry
Wait, Hold Up. WHAT???!!! nostr:nevent1qqsft3e82qlmeum3jrephrjvk2p6uhh8u4lgtznnpqnlt3r9v975w3cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qvgldyxx7syc30qm9v7padnnfpdfp4zwymsyl9ztzuklaf7j5jfysxpqqqqqqzc6ege4
You're a dog. You never got chipped?
Nope.
Not that I'd want some centralized chips, but there are some really interesting use-cases for self-sovereign self-installed implanted microchips. To be fair, harder to dispose of than a tag in your clothing, but to each their own.
So you just like cut your hand open and put it in there!?
They come pre-loaded in sterile needle injectors. https://image.nostr.build/dd7970a3a92ef632940b70b49210cb5f13827e9a1e44728b863a0e70650c27c0.jpg
That's weird. Interesting though I guess.
Did you seriously just implant a lightning payment tag into your hand?
It's just a simple nfc tag, but manufactured in a bio-compatible form like a pet tag. You can write whatever data you want to them, be it access control credentials, vCards, urls, text... In this case I was using LNurlW to create a LN faucet so people could receive sats just by tapping their phone to my hand.
Well, that was interesting 🤣 nostr:nevent1qqsx35cv8ggmazc795pqzdzllnc7qr7hjhzt2npj8cxyr3qvknc7encpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9gplz20p35acn2409vj5d5eltm26hp3w4ax0z6lh8khmtdeq8t6ypsgqqqqqqs30l5rh
It's a weird way to pay for cookers and blow 🤣🤣🤣
Yo! nostr:nprofile1qqs9h6uxrgkh7clu49p5fumt98hxpcl6eq5zckt0ukczwmwczaq7qwsprpmhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcudk8vq! Thanks for the zap! https://image.nostr.build/76e775788c65fe2825dbdef2ac1a9e25040614d3ee26ca203da4d6648fe69a5c.jpg
Can't wait to play around with nfc cashu payments soon! nostr:nevent1qqsft3e82qlmeum3jrephrjvk2p6uhh8u4lgtznnpqnlt3r9v975w3cpzpmhxw309a6rgdpswqargwp58qhsygrz8mfp3h5pxytcxet8s0tvu6gt2gdgn3xup8egjch9hl2054yjfypsgqqqqqqs6xcql6 nostr:nevent1qqsf7m2p032wtqj95ve6y5r0rq2wlrd7jpxnk7hznqnu3nxhvjj4wpgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg8rl3nnl30ennz4f58lga6k09ty05jukmnxtru395g54ejzn56ax5psgqqqqqqsjhz2ws
Implanted nuts?
LMAO. And yes.
