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 Because life in Minnesota just isn't beautiful enough until you have your beautiful giraffe dung necklace on.

Hmmm...is that dung you're wearing?

Next time just make the necklace in Kenya, and wear it home, around your neck. 

"Customs officials seize giraffe poop from traveler at Minnesota airport"

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/10/05/Customs-Border-Protection-giraffte-poop-Minnesota/1311696528107/

"Customs officials in Minnesota seized a box of giraffe feces from a traveler who arrived from Kenya and said she planned to use the droppings to make a necklace."

#poop 
 @63626333 

"Next time just make the necklace in Kenya, and wear it home, around your neck." 

This is the best shitty advice I've read in a while. 😂 💩