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 Apple rejected the Culture Shock 2024 App Store submission because it thinks it facilitates tipping for digital content (which requires using their in-app purchase system) and also thinks it’s a Lightning wallet app (which can be submitted only by an organization developer account rather than my personal developer account). It does neither of those things. The incompetence is insane.

https://image.nostr.build/08ac5ecd37755983235b5b6f6ad0a9a9164b51770cb7fdf80d40306428a3b1bc.png 
 Ridiculous! 
 That’s not incompetence, they are only doing what is best for company interest at the time, apple pay is in danger with LN wallets 
 Yes, but in this case, it’s more so an inconsistent interpretation of their own policies on their part. It’s a dice roll of which reviewer you get to review your submission, and how well trained they are on their own policies. For example, an identical app that I submitted a few days ago “Nostrville 2023” was accepted into the App Store. There’s no difference in functionality. 
 Try withdrawing, waiting and RTD again 
 “Those nostr people are at it again…” 
 Looks like for Bitcoin to win Apple has to die 
 Rejected again. This was the screenshot that the reviewer gave me. Literally a link to an Apple App Store approved Lightning wallet app.
https://i.nostr.build/YGz2.png
https://i.nostr.build/xvBk.png 
 I’ll have to blame my wife. That’s her account pictured. 😂

@ddfea551 💜🧡 
 THE SAGA CONTINUES. Screenshots are from the Apple reviewer. “The feature in your app displays or promotes third-party apps, which is not appropriate for the App Store.” Is this a joke?

https://i.nostr.build/4ylm.png
https://i.nostr.build/M9Xa.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/goV7.jpg 
 They really need to fire or retrain their reviewer staff. 
 man that’s upsetting 
 Apple’s YouTube channel displaying and promoting Instagram, a third-party app, from YouTube — another third-party app. https://i.nostr.build/Gq97.png  
 at least they’re consistent with their hypocrisy 
 you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain https://i.nostr.build/dQ44.png  
 Join the Test Flight! 🤙🏻
https://testflight.apple.com/join/CNJstWwx Culture Shock 2024 
 *shocked* 
 maybe we should put together all the efforts needed to publish Damus and counter the App Store by some nostr: best practices for publishing to App store, with links and arguments we can send along our appstore submissions.

I know Damus had troubles, but its also a proof of concept that it's possible. 
 I’d argue it’s part incompetence, part a resource issue. The team reviewing new applications are probably nowhere near resourced enough to properly vet all applicants. We’ve seen it before where security researchers have gotten pretty blatant malicious applications approved. 

AFAIK, the review process is now highly automated and that’s why you quickly fall into issues when your application can be associated with things that break the rules and terms of the App Store. Hopefully you’ll be able to escalate the issue and get it approved once senior reviewers look at the case. 
 Ugh. How frustrating. 
 So far ‘Why Join the Navy when you can be a Pirate?’ 😂 Tim real likes his 🤑 
 They're not incompetent. They just dont want to advance bitcoin as it threatens their business model. 
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