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myrmepropagandist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Love love love the concept of an ant who just isn't in to the great outdoors. She wants to go home.
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798fa97b | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @134318c2 Some ants never leave the nest.

Just burrow near their subterranean food sources and never, ever leave.

Like living in a basement with a greenhouse section.

True bliss.
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myrmepropagandist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @0e7dc019 

Sounds like what this ant wouldn't stop talking about all through the whole camping trip.
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4c235d7a | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @134318c2 I could be the ant who doesn’t like company and lives in a clean house where I sneak out at night and pick up crumbs to help the humans keep things clean … watching what they watch on tv …. Using my antennae to change the tv channels when they’re not looking to watch more nature documentaries :D 🐜

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