Last year, during “movember”, I said moustache to stay until 100k. I made it until April, much to the wife’s relief, “moustache to stay until halving day”. But I’m worried if I say that again, my moustache won’t last until December !!!! 

 I'll bet you 1k sats it doesn't happen. (Either way I win). 

 You can zap me anytime...