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 I've got one for you. Find you some key lime marmalade, make some toast, some bacon, and some poached eggs. Put the marmalade on the toast. Dip it in the egg yolk, take a bite then a bite of bacon. The key lime marmalade is of course the crucial part, the rest is just a normal breakfast.

You ever seen a cat eating something it killed? Like, it's zoned out, it has no idea what's going on around it, it is in a trance eating it's kill, not a thought going through its head until it is done eating? You'll understand that feeling if you eat what I've just described.