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 Cool. I lost a shitload of sats playing lightning poker last night. 

We living in the future beeeeech 
 Um you got them back, right nos? 
 No. When I played for puzzles I was winning, he kept that. When I got my own account, he sent me more and when I lost them, I had to zap him back 😭 
 Ouf 
 The greatest transfer of wealth in the history of Nostr. 
 Hi. I’m Noshole and I have a gambling problem 
 Most likely just a symptom of a bigger problem. 

Hakuna Matata 🫶🏻😜💜🧡 
 So I should just ignore it and keep doing me 😂🫂 
 You didn't lose sats, you contributed to the circular economy or something  
 Nope I circulated them back after a few hands lol 
 Who was that fucker who kept going all in pre-flop? 
 I thought it was @bevo 
 Probably. He’s a cunt 
 Yeah. At least there’s no “house” to lose to. I’m just giving sats to other plebs 
 That’s a pleasant way to look at it 😂 
 Me too, I lost 5k last night 🤣🥲 
 😂😂😂I lost a little bit more