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 I have decided to change tack.

Instead of bitching at the parasite class; I’m going to challenge them all to single combat til death.

Forget duelling, that shit is way out of date. The parasites will just nominate their seconds who they buy off to be their bodyguards anyway.

Nah Im going out of my way to challenge any politician who seeks authority over me or mine to settle it like men.

If you want to govern me, you’ll have to defeat me in single combat first to prove you are worthy.

I challenge you all to match me in this and make the parasites put skin in the game.

My first call is Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. This snivelling halfwit keeps talking tough when it suits him and then talking about his upbringing in a council house when that is debunked.

I challenge Albo to one-to-one combat with the loser exiled to death.

Ready Albo you fucking cunt? 
 I would actually vote for that. 🤣  
 So who wants to be the smart ass to submit the proposal? 🤣