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 late was the hour

gnome no bigUR child

gnome more bald
EW whorez vaJAYjay

innocently minding own business
keeping up high values of honor

deep in the infested woods of the EW
killN all treasonous mutts with a hate
necessary for so late an hour

nukeN every EW winged CREATURE

as if the prayers of a race
since god first shat em out
considered den bailT universe

called out to their nosey
space parasite from space
from behind like a bitch
await in trees ew scheme

by its unholy elite NOSE
Duskwing descended
with full fury attacked

i made the mistake 
to bubble & reason
with the vile parasite
dat was my doom

i shoulda pussT out
n petri like a bitch
but instead like a
Tall Noble Gnome
flaskT speed n ran
like a sweet rabbit
then I died... oink

legs too short task
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