I must onboard and purple pill harder. 
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 https://stats.nostr.band/ 

 It's not accurate. It's a good metric, but there's truly no way to tell in a decentralized protocol. 

 Exactly, there's no definite metric, unless you hand out more purple pills, LOL! 

 And zap more 

 Yes.