Interesting, but I think the box is too small! 

 I did this for an ex, but with silicone 

 "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" told me no one ever. ok maybe. i don't see the ocean in this package. 

i'm scared off by this thing 

 What scares you ? Is it the size or length 

 it's probably both. i find myself licking my wounds and addressing this object that I have a bigger Bitcoin stack.  and the ocean motion. 

 Fair enough 😉 

 also, maybe we need to get back to Victorian diet/exercise regimes